What Would You Be...?

If I could be anything, what would I be...?
I'd like to be quite a lot of things actually...
A big bird for starters, soaring the sky, way up high, just so I could shit on someone's head without a guilty sorry to be said...
A fly so I could eat & talk shit all day long...
To come to an understanding why so many do...
A black widow spider...
I think we all know why...?
I would turn the tables on men... (No Offence😀)
Come & shag in my den...
The difference being you won't get out in ten...
You'll be my dinner by half past nine...
Sex, kill & a man meal sounds divine...
Oh my, Oh my...
To be a chameleon so I could camouflage blended in & listen to what all the two-faced people really say...? To kill the mood once they see I've been there all along... No more fake smiles to me... Oh that would make me so H.A.P.P.Y...
A cockerel just so I could scream & shout every morning... & have a great day...
All frustrations out the way...?
No I'm lying real reason to be loud & annoying really piss my people off...
But I think I'd most like to be an ant... 
Yes that's right an ant I would most like to be...
Just because I love there whole family like strategy…
Every ant belongs...has a home, A job to do.. 
A colony... Team work throughout...
Never to feel alone... 
A very unique purposeful special place...
Yeah that's a bit of me...
A swan another possibility for me because there love, forever with one unconditionally with outstanding loyalty...
A chicken to maybe...
because I think I would taste great all cooked on someone's plate...
Yeah all of the above that's what I would love to possibly be...