Poem -

WHAT TOOL ARE YOU?

WHAT TOOL ARE YOU?

If you were a Tool what would you be?

What would you do?

Geez Sparrowsong...

No Warning?

Hello...

I have questions?

​​​​​​Is that better?

It does give me a minute to think...

Oh in that case...

Take all the time you need...

I'll ask someone else...

Hi...

What type of Tool would you call yourself?

That's easy...

A Screwdriver...

Is it because, you're an Alcoholic?

Are you with the White House?

What difference does that make?

​​​​​​I can lie or if you're not...

You probably want the truth...

I'm not with the White House...

You want the truth...

No I'm not an Alcoholic...

​​​​​​Let's just say...

I could make it on the List...

Oh...

You can't get more honest than that...

Thank you for your time...

sparrowsong Ice Queen

 

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sparrowsong

Hello Anwar...

Thank you for your kind comment and support...

sparrowsong Ice Queen

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Shaun Cronick

Blimey Sparrowsong you take a reader to new heights here, very wry with a dig at politics thrown in for good measure.
 Perfect! Just the tonic!!
Stick to your guns and never betray or backslide one's own principals in what is seen (injustice) outside the comfort of one's home.
And do I detect a trap in your poems title for an unaware reader, a double entendre, a figure of speech that has two meanings.
So I'll bite... I'd be a lie detector to judge poems to see if Metal bloody AI Mickey has let loose and shat out another soulless AI poem from the AI poem sausage factory.

Thanks Sparrowsong and never change :)

 

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