Poem -
Little Tommy Titbit
Little Tommy Titbit
was a naughty little boy
he loved all types of boobies
and used them as his toy
one day, Tommy Titbit
had an idea, grand
he went off down the road
his tongue slurping in his hand
he saw a pretty lady
of which he didn’t know?
her boobies were gigantic
from her chest down to her toes
he couldn’t help but grab them
me lady, then did scream
he said, me lady I’m so sorry
but have you got whipped cream?
me lady, then did slap him
Tommy Titbit stood there still
then replied…I do beg your pardon
I thought that you were Gill.
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Ive only starred 2 poems so far (I think) I like this poem it made me smile TY for sharing, one thing I could not understand Gill?
Tommy Titbit, He pretended he thought she was someone he knew so he could get away with his actions. I'm glad it made you smile though, that's what poetry should do it brings emotion to the reader. On this occasion a bit of humour. 🌹 Your arrogance with the star and statistics of the site truly amaze me, feel free to give me - a minus 10 if it makes you feel good. 🤣 Like I said, you don't need to read my work at all.
i actually posted the comment above and giving the poem 5 stars prior to reading ur message about giving your writing a miss.. im not that ''little'' that after reading your comment I would change a prior action, I value a poem on the poem not on any feelings towards the poet,
You shouldn't have any feelings towards me apparently we have just met, I certainly don't know you even though you seem to have great knowledge of my work. I don't want to say who I think you really are because that wouldn't be in your best interest. I don't like your tone, i don't wish to discuss it anymore. The way you have behaved on my poem (Angel) and my poem (Showtime) are enough for me to know why you are here on my page. It saddens me to say.
Ha...just lovely. Thankyou for the giggle Shirley...wickedness is always welcome 😆😆😆...this has certainly brightened up my day and tickled my devil...Great stuff 🤩 x
Dear Marion, so glad I found your funny bone dear poetess.❤️💕💕💕
Allegorical is not the right word, but something like this: for me it seems too intuitive that one can interpret a much older male than a boy in this poem. An almost statement piece.
Dear Rory, if anything is a statement, then it's that my satire muse is very un politically correct 🤣 or maybe I was just reflecting on what might happen if something like this ever happened me, oh a daydream of sorts, and if a very much older male tried, well heaven help them, I'm trained to drive a tractor. Happy Saturday and thank you for coming by. 🌹