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Satire

Sommelier   (full time vacancy plus overtime)

I walked happily into my interview

already imagining
I was diving into a barrel of
Chianti Classico

it was going swimmingly well
until they asked me
 
are you a binge drinker?
 
well of course
I’ve never been one to lie

so I replied

oh, yes…
 

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