Poem -

A Very Fine Romance

A Very Fine Romance

Angus and Edna
fell in love

on a different plain
Heaven Or Hell?

they met, when Angus
lost a toe to dry rot

their bones chuckled
as their teeth chattered
 
Edna loved his bony arse

they walked hand in hand
 
knuckles clicking and clacking

knees sounded like
knives being sharpened

It was a beautiful affair

until Angus, bent over and snapped.

 

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Marion

I am so struggling to comment on here at mo...really enjoyed x

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