Poem -

A Battle With Irony

Satire

A Battle With Irony

Isn't it funny
I swear, even the ghost of NapoleonĀ 
would die laughing

when people say to you
your luck can change
with the force of the wind?Ā 

but my nosey neighbours?Ā 
two old ladies
with nothing better to doĀ 
well they never changeĀ 

they are like the F.B.IĀ 
and I'm talking the best partĀ 
of nineteen years I've put up with them on this islandĀ 

always worried about my weight
and my clothes
I could be a stick insectĀ 
and they would still find
something to offend me with

when I open the venice blinds
they're hung out their windows
dried up like prunes
they're like old laundry
that should've been taken in
weeks agoĀ 

just staring down on meĀ 
I swear I can feel themĀ 
I can't help but look up
I'm always polite though...

I always say ciaoĀ 
and in returnĀ 
they do the sameĀ 
only with fake smilesĀ 
Ā 
and to top it allĀ 
like sweet cherriesĀ 
on a magnificent cheesecakeĀ 
made with cream of pistachioĀ 
and chocolateĀ 

I open my emails each evening
hoping for an email
that isn't sent by me
to meĀ 

there's nothing...

I still haven't received one
from the thousandĀ  author house'sĀ 
that I send my poetry too
on an hourly basis

offering me the amazing andĀ 
exclusive book deal
with a very generous chequeĀ 
offered for my genius

I suspect NapoleonĀ 
never had to put up with this shit
did he?

Ā 

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Bernadete van d...

This is our Shirley!!!Ā 
No, Napoleon wouldn't put up with this shit. Never. He would shoot those
nosey ladies. Twice! Welcome back Shirley. Hugs, B

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Shirley Harrison

LOL well I'm still here on the island I'll be back home next week but thought I'd check in as I missed you all. Thank you for your fun review šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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sparrowsong

Hello Shirley...

If they didn't have you to talk about they'd probably have nothing else to talk about...

Enjoy the rest of your Holiday...

No Gossip goes unnoticed...

After your gone don't be surprised if you hear the news...

I hear there's sometimes some action that gets them busy again...

Then sometimes their story ends with a heart attack or something...

Not gloating just saying...

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

sparrowsong

Ā 

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Shirley Harrison

LoL right sparrowsong? I've missed you, they are just old biddies bags I agree, I'll be tomorrow chip paper wrappings once ive gone šŸ¤£ missed you sis. šŸŒ¹

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Marion

Hello.you...Nice to see you back and withĀ  poem that perfectly describes those nosy bloody neighbours that everyone seems to experience at some point in time. Hugs x

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Shirley Harrison

Dearest Marion I've missed you too, yes nosey bloomin bags lol šŸ¤£ thank you dear friend. šŸŒ¹Ā 

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Lee Robbins

Brilliant, observational and humorously condemningā€¦.loved this piece.šŸŒŗ

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Shirley Harrison

I didn't expect you to dig this out, but I'm so humbled that you did, seeĀ  karma lol šŸ¤£ thank you so much Lee once again. šŸŒ¹Ā 
Ā 

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Rory McGinlay

they're like old laundry
that should've been taken in

weeks agoĀ 

The tone in this one I like.

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Shirley Harrison

Hello dear Rory, yes, they really are old laundry ladies, they are busy nosy and annoying, but I am a fox lol thank you so much for coming by here, hey we all have our own type hiccups don't we, mine are two old ladies on an island lolĀ  šŸŒ¹Ā 

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