Spare Me Queen

The Queen shook the snow globe on her gold plated nightstand with vodka ring stained snowflakes and Michigan had another 2.5 feet overnight.

Her lips pressed softly against the diamond encrusted glass rim as her hand tilted back she took quite a sip and in NewYork they had a flood again. 

You people really think Trump is acting like a King? I reassure you all America is still owned by the Queen regardless who she allows us to select and elect. 

She’s going to love her new Ballroom🕺