Iron Pyrite

I didn't write this

Not a single consonant or verb

It matters not
in the grand scheme
of applied creativity
cause none of the material
crafted previously
was copyrighted legally
so we vulture plagiarists
can paste this attachment
and pawn off these words
as our own literary masterpiece

And if this replication
of another author's creation
is not well received
we need not take
the critical rebuke personally
since we did not write this trash

Not really

We only steal the glory

Tis the least we can do

At least it's not AI