Lonely To Be Happy

Sorry kids..

I have no grievances

No need
for your comfort or pity

I know that contentment
in this pit of discontent
is considered a betrayal
to the core tenet
of mass bitchiness etiquette
but my Complaint Department
is closed permanently

No need to collectively fret

Plenty of misery loves company outlets
where you can group convey
communal shared outrage
across the bitchfest
unsocial media stage