Aftermath
Satire

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Is anyone else frickin glad
to wake up on the morning after Halloween
knowing, you did everything you couldĀ
to keep those trick-or-treaters away?
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like ..
smothering break fluid on the path?
putting honey on the gate handle?
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I mean I did everything possibleĀ
not to have them grubby little monsters
run up to my door
ringing the bell for sweets
waking Jasper
my fifteen-year-old Jack RussellĀ
surprisingly, this year no one rangĀ
maybe they learnt their lesson last year?
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now I shall go wash my drive-wayĀ
and hose down my gateĀ
then I'll take Jasper
for a nice long walk
after all, today is a real holiday
It's the day we celebrate the dead
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oh, by the way
it's only fifty-four days
until Christmas
now, I have to start loading buckets of waterĀ
for the Carol singers
because Jasper loves singing.Ā
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So this Jasper, a figment of your imagination?
I used to Have a Scottish Terrier when I was a child he was a snappy little beast, his name was actually Mandy,Ā I used jasper as it's the name of the friendly ghost keeping in with the current theme. š» Always a pleasure to see you on my page Mr Rory. Thank you for coming by sir. š¹
Brilliant Shirley šššš love it X
𤣠thank you dearest Marion. Big hugs to you. ā¤ļøĀ