Wag the Kennel

Fear not the hyperbole

Every shriek
is merely a terror embellishment

This blood letting
from our little theater
of the Distorted Truth
should not be taken seriously 

For you see

Panic is baked into the script
for dramatic effect
as we writers of low fiction
seek to spotlight deflect
away from a reality
far more scarier
happening in the shadows stage right

The paid players on stage
are performative characters
doing roles they were assigned
by our crack propaganda team

More bark than bite

The entertainment for tonight

Tomorrow will bring
an all new contrived disaster crisis
as today's fireworks fizzle out

Gotta keep it fresh

It's just a show kids

Thanks for your attention