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Bongo Madness

Satire

Bongo Madness

I’m going to win the lottery
I don’t know when
I just know I will
and when I do
I’ll say goodbye
to all the people
that hold me back
and make me miserable
hell, I’ll even say goodbye to you
and those who put me down
those, who take away the votesĀ 
and make me frown
killing my hopes and dreams
I’ll buy a desert island far away
and build a beautiful little cottage
just for me
I’d build the kitchen of my very own dreams
with the finest Carrara marble and two sinks
I’ll eat the finest food from the sea
and maybe even have an extra cabin
for all my stilettos?
I’ll buy myself a helicopter
so I can fly over my worst enemies
waving my winning cheque
just because it pleases me
I’d drape colored lights from the tropical trees
and have all night discos
with no one to un please
I’ll wear my hula-hula skirt
and my coconut bra
dancing in the breeze
playing the bongo drums
Inviting ā€œspecial guests onlyā€
to my personal bar
that I've namedĀ  Ass Hole Free
and greet them with my very own cocktail
called…
would you like to be me.
Ā 

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Rory McGinlay

Carrera marble and two sinks my favourite part. Maybe because I only have oneĀ 

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Shirley Harrison

Charming, lol hey do come and have a drink in my bar dear Mr Rory. šŸø Bonkers we be 🤣 

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Marion

YES!!!!!!! Great write lol šŸ˜‚ 🤩🤩🤩😁

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Shirley Harrison

Oh you can definitely visit when you want dearest Marion lol 🤣 

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sparrowsong

Hello Shirley...

May all your Dreams come true!

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

sparrowsong

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Shirley Harrison

My real dreams aren't to have money but to have a coconut bra and a room for my stilettos wouldn't be too shabby, thank you dear Sparrowsong 🌹 

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Bernadete van d...

If you don't mind me coming here, I would like to say: FABULOUS!
With capital letters. You are one of a kind Shirley! Hi from Bernadete.

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Shirley Harrison

Hello dear Bernadete, very nice to meet you, I am honoured to have you on my page and as you can see I'm somewhat bonkers lol 🤣 it's satire all the way today. Thank you so much. 🌹

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