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Bongo Madness

Satire

Bongo Madness

Iā€™m going to win the lottery
I donā€™t know when
I just know I will
and when I do
Iā€™ll say goodbye
to all the people
that hold me back
and make me miserable
hell, Iā€™ll even say goodbye to you
and those who put me down
those, who take away the votesĀ 
and make me frown
killing my hopes and dreams
Iā€™ll buy a desert island far away
and build a beautiful little cottage
just for me
Iā€™d build the kitchen of my very own dreams
with the finest Carrara marble and two sinks
Iā€™ll eat the finest food from the sea
and maybe even have an extra cabin
for all my stilettos?
Iā€™ll buy myself a helicopter
so I can fly over my worst enemies
waving my winning cheque
just because it pleases me
Iā€™d drape colored lights from the tropical trees
and have all night discos
with no one to un please
Iā€™ll wear my hula-hula skirt
and my coconut bra
dancing in the breeze
playing the bongo drums
Inviting ā€œspecial guests onlyā€
to my personal bar
that I've namedĀ  Ass Hole Free
and greet them with my very own cocktail
calledā€¦
would you like to be me.
Ā 

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Rory McGinlay

Carrera marble and two sinks my favourite part. Maybe because I only have oneĀ 

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Shirley Harrison

Charming, lol hey do come and have a drink in my bar dear Mr Rory. šŸø Bonkers we be šŸ¤£Ā 

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Marion

YES!!!!!!! Great write lol šŸ˜‚ šŸ¤©šŸ¤©šŸ¤©šŸ˜

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Shirley Harrison

Oh you can definitely visit when you want dearest Marion lol šŸ¤£Ā 

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sparrowsong

Hello Shirley...

May all your Dreams come true!

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

sparrowsong

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Shirley Harrison

My real dreams aren't to have money but to have a coconut bra and a room for my stilettos wouldn't be too shabby, thank you dear Sparrowsong šŸŒ¹Ā 

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Bernadete van d...

If you don't mind me coming here, I would like to say: FABULOUS!
With capital letters. You are one of a kind Shirley! Hi from Bernadete.

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Shirley Harrison

Hello dear Bernadete, very nice to meet you, I am honoured to have you on my page and as you can see I'm somewhat bonkers lol šŸ¤£ it's satire all the way today. Thank you so much. šŸŒ¹

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