Bongo Madness
Satire

Iām going to win the lottery
I donāt know when
I just know I will
and when I do
Iāll say goodbye
to all the people
that hold me back
and make me miserable
hell, Iāll even say goodbye to you
and those who put me down
those, who take away the votesĀ
and make me frown
killing my hopes and dreams
Iāll buy a desert island far away
and build a beautiful little cottage
just for me
Iād build the kitchen of my very own dreams
with the finest Carrara marble and two sinks
Iāll eat the finest food from the sea
and maybe even have an extra cabin
for all my stilettos?
Iāll buy myself a helicopter
so I can fly over my worst enemies
waving my winning cheque
just because it pleases me
Iād drape colored lights from the tropical trees
and have all night discos
with no one to un please
Iāll wear my hula-hula skirt
and my coconut bra
dancing in the breeze
playing the bongo drums
Inviting āspecial guests onlyā
to my personal bar
that I've namedĀ Ass Hole Free
and greet them with my very own cocktail
calledā¦
would you like to be me.
Ā

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Comments
Carrera marble and two sinks my favourite part. Maybe because I only have oneĀ
Charming, lol hey do come and have a drink in my bar dear Mr Rory. šø Bonkers we be š¤£Ā
YES!!!!!!! Great write lol š š¤©š¤©š¤©š
Oh you can definitely visit when you want dearest Marion lol š¤£Ā
Hello Shirley...
May all your Dreams come true!
Great write!
Thank you for sharing...
sparrowsong
My real dreams aren't to have money but to have a coconut bra and a room for my stilettos wouldn't be too shabby, thank you dear Sparrowsong š¹Ā
If you don't mind me coming here, I would like to say: FABULOUS!
With capital letters. You are one of a kind Shirley! Hi from Bernadete.
Hello dear Bernadete, very nice to meet you, I am honoured to have you on my page and as you can see I'm somewhat bonkers lol š¤£ it's satire all the way today. Thank you so much. š¹