Neptune Rising

When Neptune gets horny
he thinks nothing
of seducing a fair mermaid
by promising to turn them human...

Exhibit A
that even Gods will say
anything to get laid..

After the spent Neptune
banged the gullible maiden
doggy style
he turned her expectant ass 
into a flounder..

No quid pro quo
post epic sex show..

Not the girl princess 
like he had promised..

So in the end
he screwed
the now pissed victim fish
twice in one day

Now she regales
her flounder girl friends
the cautionary tale
of her quick tryst
with the God of the Sea
who now exists
on that infamous list
of asshole men
who can never be trusted

And as a bitter cherry on top
she adds in the rating disclaimer
that the selfish bastard
wasn't that good in the sack