Satire

I once met a woman
who claimed
she'd had an affair
with E.T

of...

With much deep reflection
and with profound regret

I have decided...

I will only...

When I tell lies

wouldn’t it be more fun

if something else were to grow......

Nothing is free, she said ..
But expect to pay top dollar
for absolutely everything else...

Here on the uppermost deck
where there
is not one single Adonis
or Aphrodite .....

Don’t think for one moment
you might be second best ..

That would be, ridiculous .....

They are all
very different, you know that
don’t you, he said ..

What are,
...

Can you please leave it out, I’m wide awake
now she said ..
While rearranging the quilt in...

Her smile
gave
nothing away ..
She still
cut his throat
when
the...

She said
do you see what I mean ..
He said no,
but I hear what you say ..
She...

Strip on my clothes and roll my eyes. It's another day waking up to blinding sunlight. The damn dog next...

They prepare their legends in advance,
With a fake cough, splutter and sneeze.
Feigning many...

Buzzing ‘round like a blowfly who’s been boozing all day and decided to take the old girl out for twirl....

Yankee Jack

The wind don’t bother
Good old Yankee Jack
He’s stone cold sober
...

Double Jeopardy

When you finish beating me
Why not relax and
Allow me to take over...

Coprolalia.

A snow covered Christmas,
Best wishes on your birthday.
An ear that...

Look, we’ve adopted a suite of measures
Designed to keep you safe.
They are our ideas, this...