Satire

Can you please leave it out, I’m wide awake
now she said ..
While rearranging the quilt in...

Her smile
gave
nothing away ..
She still
cut his throat
when
the...

She said
do you see what I mean ..
He said no,
but I hear what you say ..
She...

Strip on my clothes and roll my eyes. It's another day waking up to blinding sunlight. The damn dog next...

They prepare their legends in advance,
With a fake cough, splutter and sneeze.
Feigning many...

Buzzing ‘round like a blowfly who’s been boozing all day and decided to take the old girl out for twirl....

Yankee Jack

The wind don’t bother
Good old Yankee Jack
He’s stone cold sober
...

Double Jeopardy

When you finish beating me
Why not relax and
Allow me to take over...

Coprolalia.

A snow covered Christmas,
Best wishes on your birthday.
An ear that...

Look, we’ve adopted a suite of measures
Designed to keep you safe.
They are our ideas, this...

Fragile lives,shattered dreams,undistinguished minds,where is the humanity?
Longing for some warmth,...

All you chappywappy use such fancy wordygurdy,
why can't yous writey stuffy we all understandy?...

You planted your seeds of corruption, so many years ago;
People watched as you fertilized them, and...

I need to find a subject that grips the old heart strings,
I need to write of something, and hope...

"Bang head here" that's what the poster said
So that's what I did I banged my head
"...

Yes , Know they are good for you .
It has to be done.
The consuming of fruit and vegetables...