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Life In My 20s

Life In My 20s

Strip on my clothes and roll my eyes. It's another day waking up to blinding sunlight. The damn dog next door barking makes me want to scream. Maybe, just maybe I'll scare them away. Bite me. Haha
This makes me seem a little crazy barely getting any sleep.

If you see me walk to my car, leave me alone. If I don't have a Dr. Pepper, I'm not gonna be happy in the morning when you talk to me. Wait. Gimme a moment. Urg. You don't like my clothes than look away. Questioning why I need a soda in the morning is so I have something sweet to give to you. Work is going great. Just wait for me to break. Life in my 20s are fantastic. What else could I ever want? Some people are fanatics and I'm wanting them to pack it. Put it away. Maybe when I'm 30. For now all I ask is one night of peaceful rest, but I bet that damn dog will make another mess. Fine. Can I at least have time for breakfast. No. Ok then I guess I missed it. Again yay. So great.. Urg!

Shut that stupid dog up! Wait sorry it's just the worker down the hall. It's been 5 hours of giving this my all, and the only joy I'll get is watching somebody fall. Sounds kinda bad, but oh well. It's a glass half tall for me.

All I had asked for was one single flipping night's sleep. One night. Turn out the sun and all the lights. Seriously the dog next door's asking for a fight. I have my Dr. Pepper now.. I'm going to work.

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