Poem -

Baby Oil At The Commissary

Dedicated To Puff Daddy

Baby Oil At The Commissary

Diddy!
Good News

They sell baby oil
in the commissary

You may want 
to follow
 prison etiquette
though 

and get
your cellie
a bottle

He would probably
appreciate a 
"Rub and Tug"
while you apply
it

Your abuse 
to the young
the vulnerable
is noted

and 

Now is your time 
to squeal

Bitch iron
my clothes!!!!

 

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