Vultures preyed on my vulnerabilities forcing me to carrion camping as fine young cannibals...
The solution is the problem.
The problem arrived when no one else would show up.
A young...
I can hold out for upcoming mental health therapy until Wednesday at 1:00 p.m.
Yes, and you (like I...
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They can't keep up with him...
The Doctor's Report he's fine but, he couldn't stand trial......
The audio cut out with a crackle. “Well, it seems our friend was more than a little hurt in the head...
Mic check—who let this mess slide? Y’all got caught, now you run and hide.
Truth popped up...
I draw the curtains Although it's light outside To be in this good and tranquil World...
The following account predicated on partial fact and a healthy dose of prevarication with an attendant...
Here is the Sign many have waited for?
They went in hard, fast, and stupid...
Now, animal...
Two months of butterflies and ugly lies You turned so quickly I was speechless You became...
I can't draw, I can't rhyme, In fact I can't do much at all... I lack creativity and...
You were someone I thought I could trust But I was far from right, as I was completely wrong ...
STOP; Take your clothes off, it'll be okay, I swear, I'll climb on top DROP; I don't want to get...
The day has dawned, awaken I lay Confused by my own self mortality rate I’ve tried to enjoy my stay...
Elysian fields long since embraced dada's soul which rocketed into aerospace (courtesy...
Literally breath of life is our air The flowing invisible element we take so casually The...
You like me because I sit on a mat Like a dog And I'm happy For the scraps that...
