Humor

I'm the nastiest shopkeeper you've ever seen.
When it comes to customers, I'm always mean.
I...

I've traveled through time and everything has come unraveled.
I'm in a lot of trouble and now I wish...

Big Buoy Bob

There is a big buoy
Named Bob
He has an unusual job
He sits on...

Belonging to a world that can measure all things within, my love exists and remains measureless!

There are now several runners and riders,
Still left standing, in the Tory leadership
...

Many people say he's evil and should rot in Hell.
Mister Wilson killed Dennis and now he's in jail...

Some folks said I was stupid, they said my head was filled with rocks.
I was rushed to the emergency...

Ancestors and aliens?
Ancestors are aliens?
Well I am not one
For controversy
...

The Duke boys have to constantly buy General Lees because when they jump one, they total it.
They...

When it comes to cooking, my wife sucks.
Every time she cooked a meal, I said "Yuck".
She...

When people eat at my diner, I serve green eggs and ham.
When I went to cooking school, I failed...

It was a really ignorant thing for the stupid man to do.
He jumped in the lions cage when he visited...

Good ole boys who like to drink, always order a jill of Jack;
If the barkeep asks what they’re...

Few men are blessed as I am, many weekends mostly bleak;
Catching flack from wives who hate it, but...

Now that I’m pushing eighty, my body’s been rearranged;
What once was my heart’s main supplier, now...

I have loaned plenty of money to people because I'm a loan shark.
But I've never been repaid because...

About to
publish another
book

My mother
has informed
me
though...