Humor

My neighbor comes to my house and eats all of the food I have.
The damn freeloader even ate my...

When a man graduated from a medical school, he turned out to be a dud.
He keeps trying to be a...

People keep sneaking in my hen house and stealing my eggs.
If they were standing on a cliff, I'd...

When my uncle bought me a gift, it was something I had to bury.
When I opened his Christmas present...

Some call him lazy and his wife calls him a jerk.
His wife is very angry because he will not work....

Batman took Aunt Harriet to the Batcave where nobody could hear her shout.
She discovered that Bruce...

People said I couldn't do it, they said I wasn't able.
But I found a way for everybody to get free...

You're everywhere
And nowhere
You live 45 hundred miles away
In a purgatory in my head...

I'm the nastiest shopkeeper you've ever seen.
When it comes to customers, I'm always mean.
I...

I've traveled through time and everything has come unraveled.
I'm in a lot of trouble and now I wish...

Big Buoy Bob

There is a big buoy
Named Bob
He has an unusual job
He sits on...

Belonging to a world that can measure all things within, my love exists and remains measureless!

There are now several runners and riders,
Still left standing, in the Tory leadership
...

Many people say he's evil and should rot in Hell.
Mister Wilson killed Dennis and now he's in jail...

Some folks said I was stupid, they said my head was filled with rocks.
I was rushed to the emergency...

Ancestors and aliens?
Ancestors are aliens?
Well I am not one
For controversy
...

The Duke boys have to constantly buy General Lees because when they jump one, they total it.
They...