Doomed Time Traveler

I've traveled through time and everything has come unraveled.
I'm in a lot of trouble and now I wish that I hadn't time traveled.
My time machine was trampled by two elephants and it was destroyed.
When I learned how much trouble I'm in, I certainly wasn't overjoyed.
I arrived during the days of Noah and people will be killed by the water.
Men, women, children and animals will be who the flood will slaughter.
When it came to the ark, Noah said I'm a sinner and can't come aboard.
I'm a doomed man and I will drown because of the vengeance of the Lord.
I wish that I had a chance of survival but my chance isn't even slim.
It's times like this that make me wish that I had learned how to swim.
I would give anything if I had wings and could fly.
I'm going to drown and I can kiss my ass goodbye.
I wouldn't have time traveled if I had known the trouble I'd be in.
If you're thinking about time traveling, you'd better think again.