Humor

Ancestors and aliens?
Ancestors are aliens?
Well I am not one
For controversy
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The Duke boys have to constantly buy General Lees because when they jump one, they total it.
They...

When it comes to cooking, my wife sucks.
Every time she cooked a meal, I said "Yuck".
She...

When people eat at my diner, I serve green eggs and ham.
When I went to cooking school, I failed...

It was a really ignorant thing for the stupid man to do.
He jumped in the lions cage when he visited...

Good ole boys who like to drink, always order a jill of Jack;
If the barkeep asks what they’re...

Few men are blessed as I am, many weekends mostly bleak;
Catching flack from wives who hate it, but...

Now that I’m pushing eighty, my body’s been rearranged;
What once was my heart’s main supplier, now...

I have loaned plenty of money to people because I'm a loan shark.
But I've never been repaid because...

About to
publish another
book

My mother
has informed
me
though...

Aunt Bee's feelings were hurt on her birthday and she caused quite a racket.
She cried and cussed on...

Fred wouldn't give Scooby-Doo a Scooby snack and Scooby sank his teeth into Fred's balls.
That made...

Wherever my neighbor goes, people stare,
They can't look away because of his neck and pink hair....

My wife and I visited England and I can't believe what I did.
She wanted to go shopping and I gave...

When people hear my name, they feel sick and want to puke.
I starred in Rocky V and my name is...

You last made love to your wife two years ago and you and she have a ten month old baby.
When I say...

I'm Lacy Warfield and I'm different than the rest of the people of the Human Race.
I'm the only...