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100 Quid

100 Quid

My wife and I visited England and I can't believe what I did.
She wanted to go shopping and I gave her a hundred quid.
At the time, I didn't know that British pounds are worth more than USA dollars.
When I was told how much I gave her, I hit the roof, I started to cuss and holler.
I yelled at her because she spent the entire hundred pounds.
She gave me a right cross and knocked me to the ground.
When I got up, I kicked her in the shin.
I fell back down when she hit me again.
She kicked me in the butt and split the seat out of my pants.
All because she didn't want to listen to or put up with my rant.
My wife may be small but she's tough, if you pick a fight with her, you won't win.
She could scare the shit out of the Incredible Hulk and whenever she goes shopping, I'll never complain again.

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