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The Late Douglas Adams

Dedicated to Douglas Adams (1952-2001) who died on May 11, 2001

The Late Douglas Adams

He was very tall, he stood six-feet-five.
He died too young, he couldn't survive.
He wrote "...

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Many British thermal units*...

Many British thermal units* later

Vice linkedin to carnal flesh this writer,
(a married heterosexual doofus, –
whose alter egos...

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Gable

Dedicated to Christopher Gable (1940-1998) who died on October...

Gable

When he left us, he left us too soon.
He starred in 13 episodes of "Tycoon".
It was a day...

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The Late Richard Franklin

Dedicated to Richard Franklin (1936-2023) who died on December...

The Late Richard Franklin

It was a day that classic Doctor Who fans would certainly hate.
We said goodbye to the man who...

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The 20th Anniversary of...

Dedicated to Russell Hunter (1925-2004) who died twenty years...

It was two decades ago today when an actor took his final breath.
When he starred in Doctor Who, he...

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The Demise Of Delgado

Dedicated to Roger Delgado (1918-1973) who died fifty years ago...

The Demise Of Delgado

He was a talented actor who died fifty years ago.
He was British and his name was Roger Delgado....

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Grant this civil yankee to...

Grant this civil yankee to doodle till Lee gets blue in the face

blowing 99 red balloons April 9th, 2023
will signal 158 years since Appomattox
plus what...

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The Late Jacqueline Hill

Dedicated to Jacqueline Hill (1929-1993) who died 30 years ago...

The Late Jacqueline Hill

She starred in "Doctor Who" and "Blood Money".
She died thirty years ago today at the age of 63....

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Bernard's Birthday

Dedicated to Bernard Cribbins (1928-2022) who died on July 27,...

Bernard's Birthday

You were a talented British actor but sadly, not anymore.
If you hadn't died, today you would've...

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The Old Country

The Old Country

Oh to be in England now that spring is here,
​​​​but you're not there since you went to heaven my...

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The 30th Anniversary Of...

Dedicated to Michael Robbins (1930-1992) who died on December...

The 30th Anniversary Of Michael Robbins' Death

You starred in "The Visitation" which was an episode of Doctor Who.
Your life ended thirty years ago...

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The Late William Simons

Dedicated to William Simons (1940-2019) who died on June 21,...

The Late William Simons

In 1977, you starred in an episode of Doctor Who.
If you hadn't died, today you would've turned 82...

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Open All Hours

This poem was inspired by the "Open All Hours"...

Open All Hours

I'm the nastiest shopkeeper you've ever seen.
When it comes to customers, I'm always mean.
I...

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The Death of Queen...

Dedicated to Queen Elizabeth II (1926-2022) who died on...

The Death of Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II has died and she's not the Queen anymore.
Her husband, "Philip Mountbatten" died...

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God saved the Queen

As our country mourns with tears falling in red white and blue
Wishing our national anthem lyrics...

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Diana, Princess of Wales

Dedicated to Princess Diana Spencer (1961-1997) who died a...

Diana, Princess of Wales

Princess Diana was born in England and died in France.
When she was in a car crash, she didn't have...