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The 30th Anniversary Of...

Dedicated to Michael Robbins (1930-1992) who died on December...

The 30th Anniversary Of Michael Robbins' Death

You starred in "The Visitation" which was an episode of Doctor Who.
Your life ended thirty years ago...

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The Late William Simons

Dedicated to William Simons (1940-2019) who died on June 21,...

The Late William Simons

In 1977, you starred in an episode of Doctor Who.
If you hadn't died, today you would've turned 82...

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Open All Hours

This poem was inspired by the "Open All Hours"...

Open All Hours

I'm the nastiest shopkeeper you've ever seen.
When it comes to customers, I'm always mean.
I...

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The Death of Queen...

Dedicated to Queen Elizabeth II (1926-2022) who died on...

The Death of Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II has died and she's not the Queen anymore.
Her husband, "Philip Mountbatten" died...

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God saved the Queen

As our country mourns with tears falling in red white and blue
Wishing our national anthem lyrics...

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Diana, Princess of Wales

Dedicated to Princess Diana Spencer (1961-1997) who died a...

Diana, Princess of Wales

Princess Diana was born in England and died in France.
When she was in a car crash, she didn't have...

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David Warner's Death

Dedicated to David Warner (1941-2022) who died on July 24, 2022.

David Warner's Death

We've lost a talented actor who was named David Warner.
His friends, family and fans have become his...

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I am ill eke quipped to...

I am ill eke quipped to dusk hoover dawn ting task of badinage

This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e...

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Long since stopped binge...

Long since stopped binge reading Bertrand Russell

I, (a bookish educated intelligent nerd,
albeit three score plus tres años)
constitutes a...

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The Late Anna Karen

Dedicated to Anna Karen (1936-2022) who died on February 22,...

The Late Anna Karen

You broke your back at your home in January of 2016 when you fell.
You were the last surviving cast...

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Wood burning stove weather

Wood burning stove weather

Summer re: imagery evoked today
February sixteenth 2022
now before scrolling down
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Dear Dad

Dear Dad

You did so much wrong.
Words like a gong,
Echoing through my brain,
making me a afraid...

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Henry Woolf

Dedicated to Henry Woolf (1930-2021) who died on November 11,...

Henry Woolf

Henry died in November and he has gone to Heaven.
He was a British actor who stood only four-feet-...

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Paradise

Where is paradise?
Certainly ain’t here
People standing outside Lidl
Sippin’ own brand...