Poem -

No Cursing

No Cursing

About to
publish another
book

My mother
has informed 
me
though

No Cursing!

What is
the fun
in that?

Being the 
rebel poet
using the 
devils'
preferred
method
of communication
has always 
gotten
the world
to turn
in my 
direction

What the @#@!

Keeping 
it "G rated"
I slowly 
digress
into my 
pen

Let the angels
sing
I will write
in a way
that will
please
mom............................

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