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Mister Wilson's Revenge

This poem is a parody of the "Dennis The Menace" comic strip.

Mister Wilson's Revenge

Many people say he's evil and should rot in Hell.
Mister Wilson killed Dennis and now he's in jail.
Mister Wilson snapped and that's why he killed Dennis.
There was a reason why they called that boy a menace.
Dennis poured acid in Mister Wilson's swimming pool.
Wilson had to be rushed to the ER and that wasn't cool.
Dennis constantly made fun of Mister Wilson because he's so fat.
Mrs. Wilson fainted when she learned that Dennis shaved her cat.
Mister Wilson dreaded the future because of what would be in store.
Dennis pushed Wilson's car over a cliff and Wilson couldn't take anymore.
Dennis's parents were furious and they retaliated by blowing up Wilson's house.
But they didn't know Wilson's wife was at home and they killed Wilson's spouse.
Wilson and Dennis's parents were tried and convicted and all three are in jail.
Dennis's dad constantly rapes Mister Wilson because they share the same cell.

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