Murderer

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SET ME UP TO DIE

Here I am once again...

Not to beg you for time...

You know I never will...

I know...

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TELL THEM WHY

Tell them why you don't care...

You won't even say their names or share their stories...

...

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MONDAY NIGHT LIST

Where will it appear?

MONDAY NIGHT LIST

What lies have you told?

The lies you continue to tell?

We know you stand with your...

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La Llorona

La Llorona

Maria, Maria what have you done?
Slain your children one by one.
Into Rio River to drown...

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The Deep South

The Deep South

He was a really mean person and he had a foul mouth.
He had a vulgar temper and he went to the Deep...

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Deadly Dish

Deadly Dish

A sexist man was allergic to shellfish and he ended up on a slab.
He ordered chicken at a cafe but...

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Our Girl’s Not A Murderer

Our Girl’s Not A Murderer

Our girl’s not a violent person

I’ve never felt this good!
It suddenly occurred to her...

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IT'S A TRUE STORY

It sounds like fiction too unbelievable to be true
However this story is fact and I'll tell it to...

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Be Prepared

Be Prepared

Time takes its toll on those who take their time, years go by and without urgency you will die unsatisfied...

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Mister Wilson's Revenge

This poem is a parody of the "Dennis The Menace"...

Mister Wilson's Revenge

Many people say he's evil and should rot in Hell.
Mister Wilson killed Dennis and now he's in jail...

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THE PERFECT MURDER?

Tried not to eavesdrop on the chat in the lift
Two men plotting murder if you get my drift
"...

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Bonnie and Clyde

Bonnie and Clyde

Dastardly thwart most belied
Rest in peace Bonnie and Clyde
No honorable passage for thee...

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To destroy something beautiful

To destroy something beautiful

Is it normal? Is it wrong?
The itch to destroy something beautiful
To mutilate and desecrate...

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Mata Hari

Mata Hari

Mata Hari, utmost fair
Deviant devil may care
Conspiracy epithet game
Secreted in...

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Jack The Ripper

Jack The Ripper

Molly; Molly uncomely bell
Bid ye fond farewell
Slice of thee me partake
Doleful...

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Miss Molly

Miss Molly

Good golly miss Molly
Relish me so this folly
Flash crimson grin
Jagged β€˜neath double...

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Even Deadlier Friend

This poem was inspired by the "Deadly Friend" movie...

Even Deadlier Friend

My girlfriend had a car wreck and she was pronounced dead.
But I brought her back to life by putting...