THE PERFECT MURDER?
Tried not to eavesdrop on the chat in the lift
Two men plotting murder if you get my drift
"Please use an ice pick" the shorter man said
" That's the way that I would prefer him dead"
The taller man waited a while to give his reply
" I will use a gun and that's the way he shall die"
" Two bullets is definitely the way he shall go"
After all he was the hitman and he should know
I got out the lift quickly didn't know what to do
Murder being plotted by these evil men of two
I couldn't go to the police with the info I had
They would think me stupid and possibly mad
All I could do would keep this chat to myself
Won't be good for my nerves nor my health
I just wish I wasn't in the lift that April day
Listening to the chat that these men did say
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Ha ha ha
April fools.