THE PERFECT MURDER?

Tried not to eavesdrop on the chat in the liftÂ
Two men plotting murder if you get my driftÂ
"Please use an ice pick" the shorter man saidÂ
" That's the way that I would prefer him dead"
The taller man waited a while to give his replyÂ
" I will use a gun and that's the way he shall die"
" Two bullets is definitely the way he shall go"
After all he was the hitman and he should know
I got out the lift quickly didn't know what to doÂ
Murder being plotted by these evil men of twoÂ
I couldn't go to the police with the info I hadÂ
They would think me stupid and possibly madÂ
All I could do would keep this chat to myselfÂ
Won't be good for my nerves nor my healthÂ
I just wish I wasn't in the lift that April dayÂ
Listening to the chat that these men did say

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Ha ha haÂ
April fools.Â
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