George Washington Duke
This poem was inspired by Rocky V

When people hear my name, they feel sick and want to puke.
I starred in Rocky V and my name is George Washington Duke.
I tried to goad Rocky Balboa into fighting so that I could make money.
I knew that Rocky had brain damage and what I did was pretty crummy.
Rocky warned Tommy Gunn about me but it was something he chose to ignore.
I promised Tommy a shot at the title and I turned him against his mentor.
I'm a greedy promotor and I'm a man who many people resent.
People are disgusted because I'm named after our first President.
When I think about what I did to Rocky, maybe I did go too far.
Rocky punched me so hard that I landed on the hood of a car.
Rocky hit me and for the next two weeks my body ached all over, I sure was sore.
But I have no intentions of repenting, I will always be a sleazy and greedy promotor.

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