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The General Lee In Actual Reality

The General Lee In Actual Reality

The Duke boys have to constantly buy General Lees because when they jump one, they total it.
They frustrate and aggravate Uncle Jesse so much that he constantly has fits.
When they jump the General Lees, the wheels break off and some explode.
Bo and Luke Duke have totaled each and every General Lee that they rode.
Uncle Jesse is so angry that he wants to strangle them even though they are his kin.
To be able to constantly buy General Lees, Uncle Jesse had to start making shine again.
Jesse is being arrested because the ATF found him making shine with his still.
When he gets out of prison, Bo and Luke are two people who he intends to kill.
Rosco is always after the Duke boys and they need General Lees because they're always being chased.
Luke asked Daisy to be a hooker so that they could buy another General Lee and she slapped his face.
It's not how it appears on TV, when a General Lee is jumped, it's totaled beyond repair.
Uncle Jesse will rot in prison and he intends to get revenge when he gets out of there.
 

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