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Uecker

Dedicated to Bob Uecker (1934-2025) who died on January 16,...

Uecker

Many people are sad because he's no longer here.
Forty years ago, I watched him on Mr. Belvedere....

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Coy and Vance Are History

Coy and Vance Are History

Like millions of other people, he never gave them a chance.
A rich scientist built a time machine...

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NEW LOOK 2025

NEW LOOK 2025

Skinny Christmas Trees so it doesn't block the Television Screens...

If they had only had some...

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The Late Richard Franklin

Dedicated to Richard Franklin (1936-2023) who died on December...

The Late Richard Franklin

It was a day that classic Doctor Who fans would certainly hate.
We said goodbye to the man who...

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The 50th Anniversary of...

Dedicated to Frank Sutton (1923-1974) who died half a century...

Frank Sutton was an actor who died half a century ago.
He starred in one episode of "The Andy...

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AWARD WORTHY INDEED

I guess it can take awhile for people to do right...

If they thought they couldn't make someone...

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REASONABLE DOUBT

REASONABLE DOUBT

Could this have been just part of an act?

A distraction?

​​​​​​If we were in Court and you...

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The Late Richard Moll

Dedicated to Richard Moll (1943-2023) who died on October 26,...

People are sad because of the death of Richard Moll.
He was a talented actor who stood six feet...

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FAKE NEWS

CAN WE KILL IT?

FAKE NEWS

If we want the truth we have to know the facts...

The Media should be held accountable if they make...

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Ebsen

Dedicated to Buddy Ebsen (1908-2003) who died twenty years ago...

Ebsen

Buddy Ebsen lost his life twenty years ago.
He guest-starred on The Andy Griffith Show.
Jed...

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The Late William Simons

Dedicated to William Simons (1940-2019) who died on June 21,...

The Late William Simons

In 1977, you starred in an episode of Doctor Who.
If you hadn't died, today you would've turned 82...

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Free Cable TV

This is a fictional poem but people will wish that it could be...

Free Cable TV

People said I couldn't do it, they said I wasn't able.
But I found a way for everybody to get free...

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Angela Lansbury

Dedicated to Angela Lansbury (1925-2022) who died on October 11...

Angela Lansbury

Angela Lansbury has perished after living for nearly ninety-seven years.
In 1948, she starred in "...

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Open All Hours

This poem was inspired by the "Open All Hours"...

Open All Hours

I'm the nastiest shopkeeper you've ever seen.
When it comes to customers, I'm always mean.
I...