Television

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TROPHY TREMBLED

TROPHY TREMBLED

Award night...

Many say they haven't watched it in years...

Some are calling it a Woke...

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Polly

Dedicated to Polly Holliday (1937-2025) who died on September 9...

Polly

She starred as a waitress who was always jolly.
She was very talented and her name was Polly....

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The Late Douglas Adams

Dedicated to Douglas Adams (1952-2001) who died on May 11, 2001

The Late Douglas Adams

He was very tall, he stood six-feet-five.
He died too young, he couldn't survive.
He wrote "...

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Uecker

Dedicated to Bob Uecker (1934-2025) who died on January 16,...

Uecker

Many people are sad because he's no longer here.
Forty years ago, I watched him on Mr. Belvedere....

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Coy and Vance Are History

Coy and Vance Are History

Like millions of other people, he never gave them a chance.
A rich scientist built a time machine...

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NEW LOOK 2025

NEW LOOK 2025

Skinny Christmas Trees so it doesn't block the Television Screens...

If they had only had some...

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The Late Richard Franklin

Dedicated to Richard Franklin (1936-2023) who died on December...

The Late Richard Franklin

It was a day that classic Doctor Who fans would certainly hate.
We said goodbye to the man who...

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The 50th Anniversary of...

Dedicated to Frank Sutton (1923-1974) who died half a century...

Frank Sutton was an actor who died half a century ago.
He starred in one episode of "The Andy...

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AWARD WORTHY INDEED

I guess it can take awhile for people to do right...

If they thought they couldn't make someone...

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REASONABLE DOUBT

REASONABLE DOUBT

Could this have been just part of an act?

A distraction?

​​​​​​If we were in Court and you...

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The Late Richard Moll

Dedicated to Richard Moll (1943-2023) who died on October 26,...

People are sad because of the death of Richard Moll.
He was a talented actor who stood six feet...

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FAKE NEWS

CAN WE KILL IT?

FAKE NEWS

If we want the truth we have to know the facts...

The Media should be held accountable if they make...

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Ebsen

Dedicated to Buddy Ebsen (1908-2003) who died twenty years ago...

Ebsen

Buddy Ebsen lost his life twenty years ago.
He guest-starred on The Andy Griffith Show.
Jed...

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The Late William Simons

Dedicated to William Simons (1940-2019) who died on June 21,...

The Late William Simons

In 1977, you starred in an episode of Doctor Who.
If you hadn't died, today you would've turned 82...

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Free Cable TV

This is a fictional poem but people will wish that it could be...

Free Cable TV

People said I couldn't do it, they said I wasn't able.
But I found a way for everybody to get free...