Television

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Opie, The Murderer

This fictional poem was inspired by "The Andy Griffith...

Everybody knows that Opie Taylor was a daddy's boy.
When Andy and Helen had Andy Jr., it didn't...

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The Death Of Don Henderson

Dedicated to Don Henderson (1931-1997) who died on June 22,...

The Death Of Don Henderson

He starred in "Star Wars: A New Hope" and "Doctor Who" as well.
When it came to being a successful...

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The General Lee In Actual...

The General Lee In Actual Reality

The Duke boys have to constantly buy General Lees because when they jump one, they total it.
They...

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The Demise Of Bob Saget

Dedicated to Bob Saget (1956-2022) who died on January 9, 2022.

The Demise Of Bob Saget

When he did stand-up comedy, it was dirty, he talked about sex.
When Bob Saget did his stand-up...

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The Late Art LaFleur

Dedicated to Art LaFleur (1943-2021) who died of Parkinson...

The Late Art LaFleur

Art LaFleur was an extremely talented actor but on November the 17th, he had to leave.
My favorite...

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Aunt Bee and The Bed Jacket

This poem puts a different spin on the Andy Griffith Show...

Aunt Bee's feelings were hurt on her birthday and she caused quite a racket.
She cried and cussed on...

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The Late John Challis

Dedicated to John Challis (1942-2021) who died on September 19...

The Late John Challis

John Challis became a famous British actor and that's what he deserved.
He starred as Captain...

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Norm

Dedicated to Norm MacDonald (1959-2021) who died on September...

Norm

A man has lost his life nearly 62 years after he was born.
He was an actor and comedian and his name...

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The Pickle Poem

This poem was inspired by an episode of The Andy Griffith Show

I can't overlook what you did because it was an incredibly stupid thing to do.
You wanted a batch of...

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I Killed The Lone Ranger

This poem was inspired by "The Lone Ranger" TV show

I Killed The Lone Ranger

He always showed up to help people who were in danger.
But I was too smart and I shot and killed The...

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Todd, the Wimp

This poem was inspired by the "Beavis and Butt-Head"...

Todd, the Wimp

I pretend to be a tough guy but that's just an act.
I'm the world's biggest coward and that's a fact...