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The Late William Simons

Dedicated to William Simons (1940-2019) who died on June 21,...

The Late William Simons

In 1977, you starred in an episode of Doctor Who.
If you hadn't died, today you would've turned 82...

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Free Cable TV

This is a fictional poem but people will wish that it could be...

Free Cable TV

People said I couldn't do it, they said I wasn't able.
But I found a way for everybody to get free...

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Angela Lansbury

Dedicated to Angela Lansbury (1925-2022) who died on October 11...

Angela Lansbury

Angela Lansbury has perished after living for nearly ninety-seven years.
In 1948, she starred in "...

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Open All Hours

This poem was inspired by the "Open All Hours"...

Open All Hours

I'm the nastiest shopkeeper you've ever seen.
When it comes to customers, I'm always mean.
I...

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Opie, The Murderer

This fictional poem was inspired by "The Andy Griffith...

Everybody knows that Opie Taylor was a daddy's boy.
When Andy and Helen had Andy Jr., it didn't...

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The Death Of Don Henderson

Dedicated to Don Henderson (1931-1997) who died on June 22,...

The Death Of Don Henderson

He starred in "Star Wars: A New Hope" and "Doctor Who" as well.
When it came to being a successful...

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The General Lee In Actual...

The General Lee In Actual Reality

The Duke boys have to constantly buy General Lees because when they jump one, they total it.
They...

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The Demise Of Bob Saget

Dedicated to Bob Saget (1956-2022) who died on January 9, 2022.

The Demise Of Bob Saget

When he did stand-up comedy, it was dirty, he talked about sex.
When Bob Saget did his stand-up...

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The Late Art LaFleur

Dedicated to Art LaFleur (1943-2021) who died of Parkinson...

The Late Art LaFleur

Art LaFleur was an extremely talented actor but on November the 17th, he had to leave.
My favorite...

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Aunt Bee and The Bed Jacket

This poem puts a different spin on the Andy Griffith Show...

Aunt Bee's feelings were hurt on her birthday and she caused quite a racket.
She cried and cussed on...

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The Late John Challis

Dedicated to John Challis (1942-2021) who died on September 19...

The Late John Challis

John Challis became a famous British actor and that's what he deserved.
He starred as Captain...

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Norm

Dedicated to Norm MacDonald (1959-2021) who died on September...

Norm

A man has lost his life nearly 62 years after he was born.
He was an actor and comedian and his name...