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Opie, The Murderer

This fictional poem was inspired by "The Andy Griffith Show" and "Mayberry R.F.D."

Everybody knows that Opie Taylor was a daddy's boy.
When Andy and Helen had Andy Jr., it didn't bring Opie any joy.
The story that I'm about to tell is both sad and grim.
Opie hated his baby brother and he murdered him.
Andy preferred Andy Jr. and that unleashed Opie's wrath.
Opie murdered his baby brother while he gave him a bath.
Opie was arrested and he was temporarily jailed.
The DA tried to prove Opie's guilt but he failed.
When I think about what Opie did, it's both horrible and scary.
Andy Jr. died and that's why he wasn't in "Return To Mayberry".
Opie did a terrible thing and it certainly doesn't make me laugh.
You'd better never cross Opie or you will also unleash his wrath.

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