Free Cable TV

People said I couldn't do it, they said I wasn't able.
But I found a way for everybody to get free cable.
I invented a special antenna that receives cable for free.
Charter and the other cable providers are out to get me.
If you use my antenna, you won't have to pay for cable TV anymore.
The cable providers have tried to get revenge because they're sore.
They sent Hulk Hogan to my house to kick my ass, we nearly came to blows.
But Hogan changed his mind because now he doesn't have to pay for HBO.
I gave my antenna to Hogan and I also gave one to MR. T.
He was also hired to beat me up but changed his mind because now he pays nothing for cable TV.
Millions of people are taking axes to their satellite dishes.
Now that they don't have to pay, I've fulfilled their wishes.
The cable and satellite providers are losing their minds and millions of bucks and they yell and pout.
They can kiss my ass, everybody is getting free cable and it's something they can do nothing about.