Television

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Escape the Television

Escape the Television

You pull us in
You burn away our hours
Hold us comatose

- Within your sinister powers...

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The Death Of Ken Osmond

Dedicated to Ken Osmond (1943-2020) who died on May 18, 2020

He was Eddie Haskell on "Leave It To Beaver".
He starred as the best friend of Wally Cleaver....

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Cartwright Curse

This poem was inspired by the "Bonanza" TV show

Cartwright Curse

None of Ben Cartwright's sons will date my daughter.
Staying away from those boys is what I've...

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We all saw it

We all saw it

Shocking scenes
All over the media and world's TV .
Invasion and mobs gathered
...

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Dawn Wells Death

Dedicated to Dawn Wells who died at the age of 82 on December...

Dawn Wells Death

Something bad has happened, we've lost Dawn Wells.
Her friends and family must be going through Hell...

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The Fonz Was A Wimp

This poem was inspired by the "Happy Days" Television...

The Fonz Was A Wimp

I learned that Arthur Fonzerelli was actually a wimp.
I beat him senseless and he started walking...

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Daisy Duke

Inspired by "The Dukes of Hazzard" TV show.

Daisy Duke

She is Daisy Duke and her cousins went too far.
Bo and Luke accidentally destroyed her yellow car....

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Why My Wife Left Me

Why My Wife Left Me

My ex-wife loved to argue, complain and nag.
She hated The Dukes of Hazzard because of the flag....

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The Consequences of Liking...

Dedicated to Christopher Mayer (1954-2011) who died on July 23...

The Consequences of Liking Coy and Vance

People ganged up on me and I didn't stand a chance.
It was because when I watched The Dukes of...

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A Confrontation With Elaine...

Inspired by the Seinfeld TV show.

A Confrontation With Elaine Benes

When my girlfriend and I went to a restaurant, Elaine Benes started harassing her.
When she saw my...

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Hell's New Torment

Hell's New Torment

When I died, I arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learned.
Satan is using a new...

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I Killed Mister Ed

I Killed Mister Ed

While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed.
I accidentally ran over that talking...

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Why The Simpsons Will Die

Why The Simpsons Will Die

Every person on the Simpsons is sick and they will die.
They're suffering from Jaundice, that's the...