Daisy Duke
Inspired by "The Dukes of Hazzard" TV show.

She is Daisy Duke and her cousins went too far.
Bo and Luke accidentally destroyed her yellow car.
She told them to keep one eye open when they sleep.
But then a rich man bought her a brand new jeep.
But when he bought it, he expected to get sex in return.
She doused him with gasoline and threatened to light a match, that made him squirm.
That man was so scared that he took off running just as fast as he could.
It's dangerous to mess with Daisy and if people don't know that, they should.
There's something that everybody should know because it's true.
She's Daisy Duke and even if you buy her a car, she won't sleep with you.

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