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The Consequences of Liking Coy and Vance

Dedicated to Christopher Mayer (1954-2011) who died on July 23, 2011.

The Consequences of Liking Coy and Vance

People ganged up on me and I didn't stand a chance.
It was because when I watched The Dukes of Hazzard, I liked Coy and Vance.
I said that Coy and Vance were much better than Bo and Luke.
People dragged me into alleys and beat me until I puked. 
I thought that Coy and Vance made The Dukes of Hazzard a better show.
I was beaten up thirty-five times and each punch was a very painful blow.
People hit me until my eyes swelled shut and I couldn't even see.
People were so furious that even women beat the hell out of me.
I bragged on Coy and Vance and I should've kept my big mouth shut.
People hit me so many times that I looked uglier than Jabba the Hutt.
People were furious and they sure didn't want to dance.
You'd better keep your trap shut if you like Coy and Vance.

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al Bikaadi

You and Paul the Apostle have an affinity it seems... I have suffered a lot for being a loudmouth too. LOL

Shalom

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