Television

When my girlfriend and I went to a restaurant, Elaine Benes started harassing her.
When she saw my...

When I died, I arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learned.
Satan is using a new...

While I was driving a Monster Truck, I ran over Mister Ed.
I accidentally ran over that talking...

Every person on the Simpsons is sick and they will die.
They're suffering from Jaundice, that's the...

All night they look at me,
But don't see me.
They look through me, past my outer shell and...

Well he bought hiself a brand new TV but that won’t keep me from my poetry . Coz there’s never nothing...

A man made a mistake when he decided to throw me down his well.
He wanted me to do something but he...

Some agree with what my brother did but others don't understand.
Something bad happened and he...

Tis our season to be jolly, Summer reruns now are through;
Our favorite shows returning, Fall...

A man's birthday only comes around once a year.
You wanted revenge because I drank your last beer....

Flicking through the channels
this is his regular routine, nothing appeals to him if you know what...

A Wizard gave my cousin two choices, become an ogre or praise the new Doctor Who.
It took less than...

Sunday evening, winding down, getting ready for the working week,
Monday feeling, dressing gown, I...

The new Doctor Who TV show is a true masterpiece, a masterpiece of shit.
I have a son who was...

At last I'm seventy five years of age today
A free TV licence will be coming my way
...