Television

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TV GAGA

TV GAGA

All night they look at me,
But don't see me.
They look through me, past my outer shell and...

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His Fifty Five inch new TV?

His Fifty Five inch new TV?

Well he bought hiself a brand new TV but that won’t keep me from my poetry . Coz there’s never nothing...

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I Was Thrown Down A Well

I Was Thrown Down A Well

A man made a mistake when he decided to throw me down his well.
He wanted me to do something but he...

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My Brother Chopped Off His...

My Brother Chopped Off His Hand

Some agree with what my brother did but others don't understand.
Something bad happened and he...

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Don’t Interrupt Us

Don’t Interrupt Us

Tis our season to be jolly, Summer reruns now are through;
Our favorite shows returning, Fall...

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You Ruined My Birthday

A man's birthday only comes around once a year.
You wanted revenge because I drank your last beer....

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DAM television!!

DAM television!!

Flicking through the channels
this is his regular routine, nothing appeals to him if you know what...

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My Cousin's Choice

A Wizard gave my cousin two choices, become an ogre or praise the new Doctor Who.
It took less than...

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A Remote Love...

A Remote Love...

Sunday evening, winding down, getting ready for the working week,
Monday feeling, dressing gown, I...

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A True Masterpiece of Shit

The new Doctor Who TV show is a true masterpiece, a masterpiece of shit.
I have a son who was...

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MY FREE TV LICENCE HAS BEEN...


At last I'm seventy five years of age today
A free TV licence will be coming my way
...

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Why I Convinced My Daughter...

My fourteen year old daughter was the star of a children's TV show.
But because she grew large...

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March Madness Has Arrived

March Madness Has Arrived

Thursday is a basketball lover’s dream, the NCAA Tournament begins;
Sixty-four of colleges greatest...

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The Voice

The Voice

Linda’s and my favorite TV show, is one that’s called The Voice;
Four great singers are the judges...

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HONORED BY CUTTING MAIL...

HONORED BY CUTTING MAIL SERVICE

12/5/18

George Herbert Walker Bush, 41st President of the United States (1989-1992) dies on...