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A Confrontation With Elaine Benes

Inspired by the Seinfeld TV show.

A Confrontation With Elaine Benes

When my girlfriend and I went to a restaurant, Elaine Benes started harassing her.
When she saw my girlfriend's mink coat, she asked if it was real fur.
She told Elaine that it was real fur and Elaine gave her a hard smack.
Two minutes later, Elaine was unconscious and lying on her back.
I asked Elaine if she wanted a piece of me and she said she could drop me like a bag of dirt.
I don't think she would've been too eager to fight me if she'd known that she would get hurt.
I wasn't going to take her rude behavior or her sass.
One punch was all it took to knock her flat on her ass.
Jerry Seinfeld tried to come to Elaine's aid when he threw a punch.
After i ducked, I hit him so hard in the stomach that he lost his lunch.
I might be skinny but I can throw a hard punch when I'm pissed.
Jerry puked and Elaine had to pick her teeth up because of my fists.
They both learned something that they wished they had known before.
When people piss me off, I usually end up making them eat the floor.

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