I Was Thrown Down A Well

A man made a mistake when he decided to throw me down his well.
He wanted me to do something but he should've known he would fail.
He said he would get me out of his well if I would make a short Youtube video.
But when he said what the video would be about, I immediately said "Hell No!"
He said when I made the video, I had to say that the new Doctor Who is the greatest TV show ever made.
I would've rather had my balls bitten off by an alligator than to lie to help him with his escapade.
He said he wouldn't feed me until I made the video and I ended up being as thin as a fence post.
I chose to die of starvation rather than make that video and as you've probably guessed, I'm a ghost.
I wouldn't make the video because I think the new Doctor Who is crap.
Because I refused to make the man's video, I ended up taking a dirt nap.
What he did to me was positively inhumane.
So I haunted that man until I drove him insane.
He couldn't get any sleep because I hovered over his bed.
I followed him everywhere he went and made him wish he was dead.
Because of that damn moron, my life came to a bitter end.
Now he wears a straight jacket as he sits in the loony bin.