Don’t Interrupt Us

Tis our season to be jolly, Summer reruns now are through;
Our favorite shows returning, Fall episodes, all brand new!
Yes, we are ardent TV junkies, from afternoon till ten p.m.;
We watch our most liked productions, hours with them we spend!
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But we hate the long commercials, every five minutes, they interrupt;
So now, we circumvent them, and make them all abrupt!
We tape every show on our schedule, then fast forward all the ads;
Preserving their spontaneity, and no longer get so mad!
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Then, when it comes to football Sundays, “The Red Zone” is the bomb;
Seven hours of non-stop excitement, handled with such aplomb!
So, if you’re feeling just like we do, and want your life commercial free;
Take our advice, tape everything, and you’ll be shouting out with glee!
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Our shows flow freely
Never tainted by long ads
We’re commercial free