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DAM television!!

DAM television!!

Flicking through the channels
this is his regular routine, nothing appeals to him if you know what I mean :(
So many different sides to choose from, surely there must be something good
Mind you I should like to have a choice, I would if I could

DAM television but DAM & BLAST!! too it’s remote, as I cough.... cough .... for attention, he thinks I’m clearing my throat!!
Can you stop pressing buttons let us see what is on, it’s just a habit of his when all is said & done:(

Well would you believe it the flamin’ sport’s on again, this is driving me crazy coz it sends me insane!!!
Television is a nuisance, this square box on our floor
As I get up in disgrace & stomp outta the door!!!

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A Lonely Journey

Jillbilly, 
You're loopier than the rollercoaster at Six Flags! I like it. 
Love the humor ones! 

Matthew. 

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Jill Tait

Hahaha glad it gave u a laugh!!! ???

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A Lonely Journey

Yes! Milk shot out of my nose as a matter of fact!! And I was eating a hamburger at the time!! (that's how hard I laughed! See, the hamburger is made from a cow, so the milk...anyway, no one ever gets this joke(although you may have), so I explain it now. LOL). 

M. 

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