Television

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Why I Convinced My Daughter...

My fourteen year old daughter was the star of a children's TV show.
But because she grew large...

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March Madness Has Arrived

March Madness Has Arrived

Thursday is a basketball lover’s dream, the NCAA Tournament begins;
Sixty-four of colleges greatest...

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The Voice

The Voice

Linda’s and my favorite TV show, is one that’s called The Voice;
Four great singers are the judges...

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HONORED BY CUTTING MAIL...

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12/5/18

George Herbert Walker Bush, 41st President of the United States (1989-1992) dies on...

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WHATS ON TELE LIKE

WHATS ON TELE LIKE

I would love to see a good fight tonight
But alas No ,its soaps Corrie Eastenders and Emmerdale,...

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I'd Rather Have a Root...

I'd Rather Have a Root Canal

Certain people like the new Doctor Who TV show but I think it's foul.
If I had a choice between...

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Andy Taylor and Barney Fife...

Andy Taylor and Barney Fife Become Criminals

One day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw.
He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law...

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Santa's Awful Present

Santa's Awful Present

Santa's elves told him that I'm a fan of Doctor Who.
But they were talking about the classic show,...

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TV is Rubbish

TV is rubbish!!!

Just sitting on the sofa
Whilst I jot a little ditty
Not much on the...

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I'd Rather Watch Paint...

There is something that I hate, and it's something I won't deny.
I hate the new Doctor Who TV show,...

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"Just like that"

"Just like that"

You had the camera's eye on your side
You captured a nation with a curious smile
When...

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Well, Doggies!

Well, Doggies!

Oil was struck on my land, and 100 million is what I was paid.
My nephew has a great education, he...

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That's The Good Thing...

That's The Good Thing about Possum Innards

That's the good thing about possum innards, just as good the second day.
But when our dinner guests...

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Hank Hill's Dilemma

Hank Hill's Dilemma

I sell propane and propane accessories and my name is Hank Hill.
I took Ladybird to the veterinarian...

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Destroy Doctor Who

Destroy Doctor Who

Back in the 1970s, the BBC destroyed many episodes of the classic Doctor Who.
That is exactly what...