Television

I would love to see a good fight tonight
But alas No ,its soaps Corrie Eastenders and Emmerdale,...

Certain people like the new Doctor Who TV show but I think it's foul.
If I had a choice between...

One day Barney Fife was practicing his quick draw.
He accidentally shot Thelma Lou, he broke the law...

Santa's elves told him that I'm a fan of Doctor Who.
But they were talking about the classic show,...

TV is rubbish!!!

Just sitting on the sofa
Whilst I jot a little ditty
Not much on the...

There is something that I hate, and it's something I won't deny.
I hate the new Doctor Who TV show,...

You had the camera's eye on your side
You captured a nation with a curious smile
When...

Oil was struck on my land, and 100 million is what I was paid.
My nephew has a great education, he...

That's the good thing about possum innards, just as good the second day.
But when our dinner guests...

I sell propane and propane accessories and my name is Hank Hill.
I took Ladybird to the veterinarian...

Back in the 1970s, the BBC destroyed many episodes of the classic Doctor Who.
That is exactly what...

A maniac has kidnapped me and he's holding a gun to my head.
He's forcing me to watch the new Doctor...

I've been good to you and I let you live in my house rent free.
You did something even though you...

Switch on.
I switch off.
Tell me who I am and what I should be.
Switch on.
I...

I live in Hazzard County and I am Deputy Enos Strate.
I'm a virgin because Daisy Duke is the only...