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Santa's Awful Present

Santa's Awful Present

Santa's elves told him that I'm a fan of Doctor Who.
But they were talking about the classic show, not the new.
I got very upset when I got out of bed on Christmas Day.
Santa brought me some of the new Doctor Who on Blu-Ray.
When I found it under my tree, I lost control.
I got on a plane and I went to the North Pole.
I hate the new Doctor Who TV show so I returned it.
Santa said he wasn't going to take it back and I had a fit.
He said it was a present that I would have to keep permanently.
Santa sure did end up being sorry that he said that to me.
The elves all laughed when I put those Blu-Rays where the sun didn't shine.
Santa had to visit a proctologist and he said that I crossed the line.
He said that he was only going to give me coal from now on.
And he said that he's going to make his reindeers take dumps on my lawn.
I told Santa that would be much better than receiving the new Doctor Who.
Santa realized that putting those Blu-Rays under my tree was a bad thing to do.

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