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Until Death Do We Part

From my marriage collection

Until Death Do We Part

 
I often wonder as a wife...

If marriage truly is just about the amount of years you actually stay together 
without killing eachother?

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sparrowsong

Hello Shirley...

😊

Right?

Just like Grandchildren are the Reward for not killing your kids...

😂

There are some who have been married for over 50 years and are still madly in love...

They have the Secret Sauce...

Right?

Great fun write!

Thank you for sharing...

sparrowsong Ice Queen

 

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Marion

Ha ha...thankyou for the smile. After my divorce I wasn't allowed to kill him but I was allowed to tear his head off every photo...predictably lol x

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Shirley Harrison

Or pin them on a voodoo doll and oh, I think you know the rest lol 💜 

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