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I'd Rather Have a Root Canal

I'd Rather Have a Root Canal

Certain people like the new Doctor Who TV show but I think it's foul.
If I had a choice between watching it and having dental surgery, I'd choose a root canal.
And rather than watching Doctor Who, I'd rather have that root canal without anesthetic.
I stopped watching the new Doctor Who because it's pathetic.
I loved the classic Doctor Who television show, it was my favorite show on TV.
And I honestly believe that the new Doctor Who has been ruined by the BBC.
If you like and want to watch the new Doctor Who, that's okay.
But if I had a Genie, I'd wish for that damn TV show to go away.

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