Television

A maniac has kidnapped me and he's holding a gun to my head.
He's forcing me to watch the new Doctor...

I've been good to you and I let you live in my house rent free.
You did something even though you...

Switch on.
I switch off.
Tell me who I am and what I should be.
Switch on.
I...

I live in Hazzard County and I am Deputy Enos Strate.
I'm a virgin because Daisy Duke is the only...

Do you remember Saturdays in front of the TV ?
Two good old boys were driving their General Lee...

When the Duke boys tried to jump over my house, they crashed through the middle.
The damn General...

When all was said and done,
Tom Willis kicked the crap out of George Jefferson.
George...

Gordon Ramsay decided to pay a visit to Mel's Diner.
When he criticized Mel's food, Mel gave him a...

Linda and I went shopping yesterday, to buy some brand new phones;
Ours were getting very old,...

THE FEMINIST CONTRIBUTION
She straight into the kitchen
I break sofa to watch Television...

Even though I'm a fan of the classic Doctor Who,

I must say that I'm not a fan of...

Discarded cans
Overflowing garbage cans
High school football
Even though he dropped...

I was sitting down staring at the TV while sipping a cup of tea

When the chair facing me distorted...

I see places

I'd love to go

On every daily tv show

Blue skies, no clouds

...