I Hate The New Doctor Who

Even though I'm a fan of the classic Doctor Who,

I must say that I'm not a fan of the new.

I wanted and tried to like the new Doctor Who show.

But if people ask me if I love it, the answer will be no.

I grew up watching the Doctor Who classics.

Unlike the new, I thought those episodes were fantastic.

If other people love the new Doctor Who, that is fine and dandy.

But if it comes on my screen, I'll lose my TV because I keep my shotgun handy.

Please don't ask me to like the new Doctor Who or I'll puke.

When it comes to the new Doctor Who, it's something I rebuke.