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My Wife Became A Carjacker

My Wife Became A Carjacker

My damn wife makes me so mad that I want to smack her.
She turned to crime after she chose to become a carjacker.
She became a carjacker because of those Grand Theft Auto games.
She has gotten in a lot of trouble and she only has herself to blame.
She became obsessed with stealing cars.
She regrets it because she's behind bars.
She certainly does wish that she hadn't turned to crime.
After going to jail, she's been sexually assaulted 17 times.
She has become her cellmate's plaything.
Her cellmate uses a fake dingaling.
My wife has learned that turning to crime was a dumb thing to do.
Never turn to crime because your cellmate might also molest you.

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