Prisoner

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My Wife Became A Carjacker

My Wife Became A Carjacker

My damn wife makes me so mad that I want to smack her.
She turned to crime after she chose to become...

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Liars liars

Liars liars

Liars liars
All of you are liars, prancing abound with out any sound or care anymore
As if...

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Echoes of Olympus: The Fall...

Echoes of Olympus: End of The Titans Rule

Echoes of Olympus: The Fall of the Titans

The skies did tremble, the earth did quake, As the war of the gods began to wake. Zeus, the storm, led the...

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PRESIDENT TRUMP

MESSAGE FROM PRISON

PRESIDENT TRUMP

He's in the Super Max in Colorado, USA...

He's escaped once already...

I hope you're Secret...

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BENNY ARRESTED?

BENNY ARRESTED?

From the Post Title...

I thought to myself...

Looks like he just walked into the Lions Den...

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Repetition

Repetition

Full of emotion,
He quietly weeps,
The chorus notoriously never sleeps.

Calamities...

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Privacy

Camera invasion is everywhere
CCTV and smartphones are deleting privacy
Our personal lives...

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WHY

Lost in a candles shadow

kept your secrets all the while through tragic years we smile stitched together reasons and naked dawns...

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Doppelganger

There is a man who is my doppelganger.
I'd never met him before, he was a stranger.
He...

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Onomatopoeia

Abusive Relationships

Onomatopoeia

Onomatopoeia

BANG!! There goes the front door, as it's THUD splinters our thoughts, like a...

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Prison Heart

Prison Heart

My heart is a prison
A prison full of darkness and sadness
Imprisoned love locked up deep...

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Drug Peddler

This is a fictional poem about a drug dealer.

Drug Peddler

My ex-friend turned out to be an immoral drug dealer.
His drugs ended some lives and that made him a...

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The Fractured Skull

The Fractured Skull

When it comes to cooking, my wife sucks.
Every time she cooked a meal, I said "Yuck".
She...

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ALCATRAZ

The last prisoners left Alcatraz in sixty three
I have no idea where they will end up to be
...

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In Jail For The Holidays

In Jail For The Holidays

I was so angry that I wanted to give my wife a slap.
She went to the mall and a baby was kidnapped...

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Framed For Federal Crimes

Framed For Federal Crimes

When a lot of computers were hacked, I got the blame.
My sister was the hacker and I got in big...