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Framed For Federal Crimes

Framed For Federal Crimes

When a lot of computers were hacked, I got the blame.
My sister was the hacker and I got in big trouble after being framed.
She called the cops and said that I was the hacker.
She made me so mad that I decided to smack her.
She hacked into computers and stole money from people's bank accounts.
She framed me after stealing over $500,000, that was a very large amount.
She hacked into the computers of the CIA and FBI.
The jury didn't believe me when I decided to testify.
My sister committed federal crimes.
And because of it, I'm doing hard time.
My sister has always disliked me, we have never gotten along with one another.
But I never would've dreamed that she'd frame her own flesh and blood brother.
As I'm locked in this cage, I can't breathe, I feel like I'm going to suffocate.
When I'm released, I'm going to show my sister the true meaning of hate.
I can't wait until I'm released from this damn prison, I'm counting the days.
She won't get away with what she did, mark my words, she's going to pay.

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